Aethiest: Shit happens due to the law of physics.
Agnostic: Does shit really happen?
Catholicism: Shit happens becuase you're evil
Protestant: Shit happens because you're not working hard enough.
Baptist: Let us wash away your shit.
Charismatic: We're talking shit.
Televangelist: If shit happens then call this number...
C of E: Shit happens cos the Pope was a twat.
Jehova's Witnesses: Shit happens on your doorstep.
Jewish: Shit happens because it's cheaper.
Rastafarian: Let's smoke this shit.
Hinduism: Shit happened in your past lives.
Buddism: ...
Scientology: Shit won't happen if you pay us.
Voodoo: Shit happens becuase I made it happen.
Jedi: What a load of shit.
Muslim: The west makes shit happen.
About Me
- Brownie Boy
- Somewhere Near Luton, Beds, United Kingdom
- Yo, im ryan...you should know that if you're reading this because i don't like/want peado's reading about me... anything else ask me on msn, again you should have it
2 comments:
So it looks like you already found my results... that's some nice snooping work, brownie boy!
The economic consequences of having fossil fuels with an emissions value of 180 Giga tonnes CO2 are thus much worse than even the current economic crisis.
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